Today’s the day. It’s finally here. The day we Star Wars freaks look forward to each year.
It’s not Christmas. It’s not our birthdays. It’s not even Super Bowl Sunday.
No. It’s May the 4th.
It’s the day made just for us. It’s our Christmas.
What better way to celebrate May the 4th by ogling that which you love most:
Star Wars gifts and gadgets.
Even though I love Star Wars more than my own mother (May the 4th is THE holiday in May), I’m not an easy geek to impress. The Force must be strong in every gift I buy.
“What am I thinking of buying?” Glad you asked.
From one Star Warrior (that’s what I’m officially naming us, damnit!) to the millions out there just like me, here’s my list of the coolest and wackiest Star Wars gifts you can buy today.
Star Wars Limited Edition Darth Vader POWERbot
If you thought Darth Vader sucked before . . . then baby, you ain’t seen nothin’ yet.
This limited edition Darth Vader POWERbot from Samsung is undoubtedly the world’s coolest robot vacuum cleaner. It’s got some crazy featured called Visionary Mapping Plus and Full View 2.0 sensor, which means it’ll map out your floorplan and create an optimal route to go over it.
Star Wars Millennium Falcon & Death Star Waffle Makers
Star Wars never tasted so good.
Star Wars Single-Cup Coffee Maker (with Chewbacca Mug!)
Fighting the forces of evil isn’t easy. You’re gonna need a daily caffeine boost. This sleek Star Wars coffee maker has got you covered. Oh, and it comes with a cool Chewbacca mug perfect for your inner Jedi in training.
Star Wars Lightsaber Spatula
All that time practicing the lightsaber will come in handy with this Star Wars lightsaber spatula. Flip burgers as if the universe depended on it.
STAR WARS LAMPS
It’s hard to go wrong with either of these Force-filled desk lamps. Me, I think the Star Wars Death Star 3D Optical Illusion Desk Lamp is cooler to look at, but why not go with both? The one on the right, the Star Wars Darth Vader 3D Optical Illusion Desk Lamp, looks way better lit up, which you can’t see in the photo.
Star Wars Boba Fett Rucksack
This Boba Fett rucksack is perfect for those adventures out there. It’s got tons of room to store your things, and best of all? It looks cool.
It looks damn cool.
Star Wars Stormtrooper Smartwatch
The mini little Star Wars geek of yours will love this Stormtropper Smartwatch from VTech. It’s got all the cool features you want in a smartwatch, including video recording, and it does it all with a fun Star Wars flair.
Star Wars Life-Sized Cardboard Standup Darth Vader
Scare your friends and family with this super-detailed, life-sized cardboard standup Darth Vader.
Star Wars Lightsaber Umbrella
This lightsaber umbrella will not only help you protect yourself from the Darkside, it’ll also protect you from the rain. Which is way worse. Be the coolest geek in town when you whip this gem out in public. You’ll like it so much you’ll hope it rains more often.
Star Wars Shower Heads (Darth Vader & R2D2)
Star Wars The Digital Six Film Collection
No Star Wars collection is complete without the films that skyrocketed the franchise. Now you can get the first six flicks in one beautiful package with the Star Wars The Digital Six Film Collection.
Why not spend May the 4th binge watching everyone’s favorite series of films?
Star Wars Fully-Interactive BB-8 Droid
Now this is cool. The 16″ fully-interactive BB-8 Droid not only comes with a remote for 360-degree control, it’ll also respond to your voice command. But the coolest feature is the Follow Me mode which allowsBB-8 to roll along beside you just like in the films.
Star Wars Electronic Poe Dameron’ X-Wing Pilot Helmet
The X-Wing pilot helmet is one of the most realistic Star Wars pieces ever released. I mean, seriously. Just look at it. Can you find anything different from the film? I can’t.
Star Wars Special Edition Wireless Mouse
Yeah, it’s just a wireless mouse. Nothing fancy about that, I know.
Still, tell me the design of this Star Wars special edition wireless mouse isn’t a work of art. If the ultra stylish Darth Vader screen isn’t enough, then check out the faux wear and tear.